It’s Saturday morning and President Donald Trump wants all those liberals who think that just because a President isn’t in the White House that he’s not working to learn a lesson or two. His first order of business today wasn’t a tee time or a basketball game, it was one of his most important executive orders yet.
Executive order 4980167t718 states that all Americans have the right to carry their firearms wherever they want, whenever they want, for any reason or no reason at all:
Whereas the right to bear arms shall not be infringed, United States citizens in good standing shall heretofore be allowed to carry their firearms on all American soil.
Being an outdated philosophy, “a well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state” is hereby removed and revoked from the language the courts may use to render judgment on the right to bear arms, though it will remain in the official copy for historical reasons.
This order covers all sovereign US soil unless the safety of the president is in question. The White House, Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower shall remain weapons-free.
There you have it, Patriots! You can now carry your guns wherever you want whenever you want! It was pointed out to Mr. Trump that the states still have the right to enforce their own laws inside their boundaries, to which he replied:
“Yes, for now the states can keep Americans from carrying their guns, but it won’t be long before the people realize that their states are just a part of the problem. If they want true freedom they should come to my rallies and experience the huge, big league happiness there. People feel great. they love it. I love it. It’s wonderful. I have a feeling that before long the United States will just be ‘America’ and we’ll all be one people as God intended. At least as far as dumb gun control laws are concerned.”
This is good news. We’re on our way to true freedom. The rallies are spectacular, too. And they’re getting bigger. Some day just imagine the streets filled with parades of our great military while the people smile and wave from crowds as far as the eye can see. History has never seen such national pride as we are seeing right now.
So…go home and have a good cry, liberals.