Bill Clinton isn’t as smart as liberals seem to think he is. A young, pretty woman from Tulsa, Oklahoma spent less than half an hour wooing the former president before he broke down and admitted to her that he witnessed his wife give the stand down order in Benghazi.
The woman, who wishes to remain anonymous so she doesn’t end up dead like everyone else who exposes Killary, told a reporter from the Washington Examiner:
“It was almost too easy. I flirted with him a little and let him feel my thigh. Before I knew it he was telling me about how he woke up at 3AM to hear her shouting, ‘I told you, Barack…have them stand down or we’ll be exposed for selling missiles to terrorists. We’re talking impeachment and prison here.’ I couldn’t believe my ears.”
The recording, which was authenticated by the CIA early this morning, has been logged into evidence for safe keeping until its public release by Trey Gowdy’s committee tomorrow morning. Slick Willie laughed it off, saying he was just fooling with the young girl, but Hillary is taking the development very seriously, canceling her schedule for the entire week and refusing calls from all of the major news networks.
We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds.